The Blog

Welcome to The Blog. 

I've considered creating a blog for a while, but since I do not have:

• An husband (not just the Instagram kind) 
• A child 
• Abilities to cook nor craft
• A green thumb 

I didn't know if my simple mind would be a welcome addition to the Net. Then I saw this and decided that I certainly couldn't make anything worse... And hey, that video has 250,000+ views. So I figured this was worth a shot. And what better time to start than a few days before finals and the peak of the financial busy season at work??

#procrastinationhaschallengedsarcasmformymiddlename

About me: 

• I'm a female human with lots of plans. (And SINGLE, my family and future posterity would like me to add.)
• I enjoy laughing. Often at myself. (And sometimes other things too...)
• I am extremely unlucky. (But blessed!! But seriously. Kinda unlucky. You'll see.)
• And I'm a Mormon! (and very happily so :) My testimony of Christ is something I hold very precious.)

...

So why the name for my URL? C'mon guys. Please. That line is way too good to be neglected. What a good little shout-out to the LDS culture, and I was THRILLED/shocked when it wasn't already taken. With all the Mormon blogs out there, I was sure it was gone... 

I am most pleased with it, especially since it represents my life story far too accurately... But don't feel bad that I beat you to the punch; there are other options.

Like: i-know-your-name.blogspot.com

The How to Facebook Stalk your Crushes Blog

Just to add an appropriate amount of creepiness for you bloggees. 

that or: you-are-a-specter-from-the-gods.blogspot.com

The Political Campaign Blog.          
                Seriously. How has THAT not been taken yet??! 

that or: why-would-you-remain-impoverished-and-deprived.blogspot.com

The Education and Career Blog

that or: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh.blogspot.com
The Dating Advice Blog (How to throw stones and win hearts!)

that or: papanua.blogspot.com

The Parenting Blog

So many opportunities from The Testaments.

Clarification: The Blog is not actually The-Testaments-themed. However, if my blog does nothing else, I hope I inspired you to create your own The-Testaments-URL blog. That will be reward enough. Maybe I'll actually just start generating The-Testaments-themed URL blogs (and never finish them) just to leave my cyber footprint. 

But why stop there? I may have just opened an entire door of Mormon movie line blogs. 

such as: should-i-write-that-down.blogspot.com

such as: you-do-not-put-pineapple-on-a-pizza.blogspot.com

such as: marriage-is-a-grand-reward-for-kindness.blogspot.com

such as: it-is-not-even-a-name-it-is-a-vacuum-cleaner.blogspot.com

such as: like-an-awkward-dancer-on-a-crowded-floor.blogspot.com

The possibilities are endless. If you ever need an idea, just lemme know. I don't want to publish ALL my gems on the "copyright-free" Internet. Duh.

And actually, I hope you all do go watch The Testaments now.

(Man, this is an excellent intro. I'm liking this already.)

Bisous!